Horror Acid

Last night we went skateboarding to Saffron Walden like we do every week. I found a sweet bit of Road kill a female Grass Snake with all her eggs squashed. I really like snakes but this was pretty cool.

Notice the yellow/black collar shows its a grass snake shame all the eggs are all buggered they usualy have a about 30-40 hatchlings. Bastard

Jake took some picys of Matthew John doing a rocky roll in the middle bowl didnt see the pictures so dont know if he'll plop anything up. Going to Karls at the weekend for a BBQ booze up skate. Laters omg

Cave my face in

Right so we obviously went to Saffron Walden on whenever it was, a few weeks back, but thats nothing out of the ordinary is it, Twang! Luke tickles a nose pivot 720 out and Dude McGnarchugger takes the ole' Gay Twist Varial cross-foot landing, pretty hot action.

Yeah, erm there was a Bar-Be-Queue :@( haha Fuck off, yer i think Luke had a burger, what a flirt,

Also, here's where it gets wacky, we went to Fleckney, wasn't very wacky atall really, good laugh though right. Photos dont do the extension justice, im not saying its stonking or anything but its pretty hard to get lines at.





Slap it like some fat vicar tits




Luke is a distant relative of Hosoi so he figured he'd sling a little Christ-ee just above the coping like jsut coz e woz muckn bowt __rofl <3 style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355395499937133298" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhra6PZUovP4HB0rTNfiltdGxHxvP1R2RBxRT6BJ9co6xNhYmGx5PsyHWdTkcWPUnTcimbFUJ3E_feLgYOPf7If-AJfYrqJ3fBg3-wyJUFzFzsT2yEawA01KPG4ARsuE5AlgIepC4vsM_0/s400/P6285356.JPG">Then he fell down a hill

Sit in traffic if you want to kill yourself

Bromley gave 6 thumbs up

So it was hot and that and we all got a little colour which was such a treat because its the season for being fabulous.

Then on SATURDAY me and B went to london because Craig said to so we hit Brixton or stockwell i don't care what you call it its pretty much the same. Yeah there was some shit in full swing and we were like hi Craig, hi Dan and hi Max, skated the jumps for abit then went Mile end and it was well quite because every cunt was at stockerzz skated there got raddly bushwhacked, i think max got a stick off dynamite go off in his pocket next to his arm and hurt it so he went home, then we went peckham/camberwell bowl which was a laugh, i fell off then traded my falling off for a slice of corned beef and some sellotape with the greek gods and that was cool, back to stockwell skated, nutty! oh yer and my dad came because hes pretty nutty himself.

Craig and Dan are rad like pinball so check it out if you dont know shit

Should be slapping Whitsatble in the face in the near future so watch out, think im going to set up a new deck, killer!

Wow, 2 for the price of 1. Thank you.