"Imagine If Terminator...."

We went skateboarding at the weekend. On saturday we went to Watford to do a demo. i say we more like Craig and we tagged along. Now let me tell you now Croxley Green skatepark is a heep of bloody dump. Bromley wrecked his knee i fell off rolling around because the floor is the equivalent of a real dodgy road surface. Proper shit. Then we did a stunter at Watford skatepark. Train to Karls to stay the night. Up nice and early to skate Swalecliffe and Deal. Finally a swim and a sand fight at Margate.

Also last night Karl was tearing the tits off Saffron Walden untill his old bloke metabolism kicked in and he fell over and dislocated his little finger. As if that wasnt enougth he booted a rock the other day and bruised his toe what a plonka. Sure Jake will stick up a pic of it.

The last little while and that

bin fuckin' zoo avent i?

Yeah just loads of things going on nothing out of the norm but should be some stuff soon or whatever and should be moving into gnarbunga castle soon enough which should be stonkin' laters i'll try and dig out some shit video or something

Ride along a thing

Luke wins! Hooray!

Horror Acid

Last night we went skateboarding to Saffron Walden like we do every week. I found a sweet bit of Road kill a female Grass Snake with all her eggs squashed. I really like snakes but this was pretty cool.

Notice the yellow/black collar shows its a grass snake shame all the eggs are all buggered they usualy have a about 30-40 hatchlings. Bastard

Jake took some picys of Matthew John doing a rocky roll in the middle bowl didnt see the pictures so dont know if he'll plop anything up. Going to Karls at the weekend for a BBQ booze up skate. Laters omg

Cave my face in

Right so we obviously went to Saffron Walden on whenever it was, a few weeks back, but thats nothing out of the ordinary is it, Twang! Luke tickles a nose pivot 720 out and Dude McGnarchugger takes the ole' Gay Twist Varial cross-foot landing, pretty hot action.

Yeah, erm there was a Bar-Be-Queue :@( haha Fuck off, yer i think Luke had a burger, what a flirt,

Also, here's where it gets wacky, we went to Fleckney, wasn't very wacky atall really, good laugh though right. Photos dont do the extension justice, im not saying its stonking or anything but its pretty hard to get lines at.





Slap it like some fat vicar tits




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Sit in traffic if you want to kill yourself

Bromley gave 6 thumbs up

So it was hot and that and we all got a little colour which was such a treat because its the season for being fabulous.

Then on SATURDAY me and B went to london because Craig said to so we hit Brixton or stockwell i don't care what you call it its pretty much the same. Yeah there was some shit in full swing and we were like hi Craig, hi Dan and hi Max, skated the jumps for abit then went Mile end and it was well quite because every cunt was at stockerzz skated there got raddly bushwhacked, i think max got a stick off dynamite go off in his pocket next to his arm and hurt it so he went home, then we went peckham/camberwell bowl which was a laugh, i fell off then traded my falling off for a slice of corned beef and some sellotape with the greek gods and that was cool, back to stockwell skated, nutty! oh yer and my dad came because hes pretty nutty himself.

Craig and Dan are rad like pinball so check it out if you dont know shit

Should be slapping Whitsatble in the face in the near future so watch out, think im going to set up a new deck, killer!

Wow, 2 for the price of 1. Thank you.

The fan has hit the shit

Formatting is gay

Wasssuppp? I just wrote a blog and everything and then my pc crashed so I'm not writing it all again you fuckers, just have a bunch of pictures and a clip of Bromley doing a sconeless, cunts.

So put your hands on your face and cover up your eyes.

Afternoon all. As you can probally see there has been a lack of activity on here. Im not sure why i suppose theres more interesting things to be done. Well let me tell you now theres been plenty of radical gnarly skateboarding and plenty of videos and pictures taken, but not put on here. For example last night we went skateboarding with a rather special guest, Only Adam Hughes. Who you say well hes only the vocal and guitar to Henry And The Bleeders. We used to skate back in the day of shite hair and somewhat bloody terrible music taste, Hes a real diamond geezer.
http://www.myspace.com/henryandthebleeders

So a few days ago i was looking through me Uncles and Grandfathers record collcetion and found some real corkers. I knew he had a original Metallica- Master Of Puppets. Which on its own is pretty bloody cool. But i stumbled upon A old Smiths record, a Speed Metal compilation and a DEVO single. Along with the usual old people records like Elvis.

So everyone goes on holiday on Saturday so house to myself for the week. Back of the net. Tashs saturday night, plenty of Footy, Rugby and cricket on telly should be a grand week. Fucking get in!

I'm a soul man

No I'm not but Sam & Dave are pretty good, I went on a train today and got inspired well much as you can tell

Hmm yes I have'nt really one that much, the weather is pickling me turnips as we speak and I want to tear shred some bits and skateboard, heres a thing it's quite funny, not like haha but like the other way.

PWN3D, thanks I'm going to go gas myself now, will skate soon.

Ripped

It's never straight up and down

Shut up Luke, football is pretty shit. Well I have been sort of busy so heres a long one for you oh baby minge syringe. Erm firstly DEVO were bonkers good, like at least 2 times as good as duran duran or something, no really though it was proper, hang on, propper, 2 p's for extra freshness. Heres a picture, I think bad quality is the new good quality so I'll still fit in round shoreditch.

Oh that is such a nice arm, I'll take 2 please
Mark Mothersbaugh gave me about 7 high fives and we promised we would never lose touch again, I got some new boards, I'm not riding one in this clip because this is from the up and coming 'Hold tight Beeston' it will probs be da bomb and such.

Yeah that was good wasnt it, heres Luke and his girlfriend, I'm just glad she gets to see his sensitive side and see him naked even though everyone who knows him sees him in the scudd very oftenly.

Yerp I hope theres no limit to things in a post or something but look at this. I think I've only ever done this once, oh wait no I havent, I do it all the fucking time so maybe i should do a different thing once in a while. Heres a video of another trick I have done loads of times, Saffron walden was pretty cool, then we went to Harlow and funnily enough we bumped into Paul, he's pretty cool I guess, he did a proper jump to fall off and did an ouch.

WHEYYYYYYYY!

Oh I spoil you lot I really do, heres one of the genuine lads after DEVO did their shit and that guy was a dick.


Hey! Erm yer we ate some sarnies at Harlow, oh yeah and Luke was a stupid and fell off right onto his back like flat out 180 degrees horizontal in the air, slipped over like an old lady in the snow.

Erm yeah I guess that's not really that much gone on if you think about it, I don't mind atall or anything. I've eaten too much food lately but Jamaican ginger cake is well good with ice cream like uh - oh straight to me hipz and that. Heres quite a nice composition and stunter, I'm out or something, You're fired!

Clackervalve

Man United! BANG, BANG, BANG!

So it now seems official, My Man United hat attracts all the local rascals. Three times now ive got into altercations with these cocks. Its mainly people shouting obscenities, such as Manc prick or Dick head all because i wear my beloved United beanie. Ive grown up with martial arts and self defense, and steering away from confrontations and violence. But recently that seems to of gone right out the window. The first altercation walking out of an alleyway into two black youths of course an accident unfortunatly the other two didnt see it that way, names are called one being "you fat wanker".

Now hold up their darling dont even go down that route of course everyone knows i can string together some badass phrases. Cant really remember what i said but obviously offensive enougth for the lad to throw a punch. Now its not really legal what i did but lets just say i gave him a seeing to nothing physical but enougth so he knew id right bollock him. Second case was at a cash point not going into that, i wasnt proud what i did their, but the situation occoured in the first place because some bloke simply said "You Manc Prick".

Too which i flicked him the bird, Probally not the best of moves.

Now the reason i bring it up is because it happened again today. I was simply walking back from my house to get some washing up liquid to take back to my Uncles to which im currently staying while hes on holiday. 3 people. 2 male 1 female 17-18 now i presume the ring leader some lanky, Arse flashing, Wonky hat bellend gives me a stare of course sees my hat and he says "Man United BANG BANG BANG".

Hold up you little shit i quick wittily reply "Fucking tosser BANG BANG BANG".

Of course this anus gobbler found that to be offensive so he gave it the big en' and brought his forehead to mine, Not the best of move i tell him to get out my way of course he dosent so i tell him again this time for your benefit get out of the way the other berk with him laughs and tells his mate to knock me out. Now its fairly easy to tell when someones going to hit you unfortunuatly he didnt know this he rotated his shoulder to which i step in with my left foot forearm block the punch, grab the arm, move in with my right foot, twist my body arse to his dick, knees bent i lean in to him to to take him of balance and give a banging sweeping hip throw now hes rolling about on the floor winded, i presume. You cant beat a good Harai Goshi. Think thats how its spelt.

Now i hope im not coming across as a total cock monkey i thought this would make great bloging material. I tried not to make it like a action/thriller script but o well.

Now im just kicking it back waiting for the rugby and the boxing tonight all i need now is a saints win and a Ricky Hatton victory doubt it though. Heres a pic of me setup.

Not forgeting the essentials!

Im outta here MWAH